May 2013
rnackenzie:
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
homosexaul:
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
halfrica:
just because you’re in a bad mood it doesn’t make you fucking excused from being a bitch and putting others in a worse mood jesus fucking christ
disneyprincest:
*straps on toolbelt and turns on helmet light* time to edit my theme
reallyreallyreallytrying:
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
I love when I get complimented on things that aren’t my appearance Don’t get me wrong, I love to be called pretty/cute/beautiful ect, but I love when people compliment my laugh. Or the way I sound when I just wake up. The way my hair falls naturally. How I say a certain word. Just the way that I am. I love that.
galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
sodamnrelatable:
meme jokes in class
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
beyoncebeytwice:
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
zacharydupuis:
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
